College ‘n stuff

I visited my beloved blog today, and was quite sad to realize just how long I’d gone without posting a single thing. And yet according to my blog tracker, people still visit my blog almost daily. So, if you’re one of the people who has come to this page seeking a bit of enlightenment (okay, not really… I’m not THAT smart), I want to apologize for being so tardy in posting anything of interest for you to read. Basically… I’m blaming every bit of lateness that occurs in my life on college, and I will continue to do so now. What can I say… the life of a college student is a busy one. I sometimes have difficulty making time even for my closest friends between cranking out integrals, solving problems about spherical cows, writing papers….

Wait a minute… writing papers! Yes, as an English 101 student, I’m expected to crank out a great piece of writing approximately once every other week. Now, unlike some people, I actually put a lot of love and care into each and every paper that I write, and to me it seems a waste to pour all that time into a piece that only my teacher will get to read. So, I’ve decided that for at least the rest of this semester, I’ll be sharing with you all some of my assignments which I deem entertaining and relevant to the subject matter of this blog. Hopefully, you’ll enjoy them. And to all you English 101 students out there using the “Allyn and Bacon Guide to Writing” who get the brilliant idea that they could possibly plagiarize my work for their own papers, let me caution you. Not only will you be BREAKING THE LAW in doing so (and yes, Big Brother IS watching you), but I will also carefully neglect to tell you what sort of grades I received on these papers. So copy at your own risk.

1 thought on “College ‘n stuff”

  • That’s an awesome concept. I know you don’t know me, I’m freded21 on AFF and I think that’s super cool. Its like 2 am here and I read that and thought it was super cool. Ok back to homework 🙂

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